WTF of the Week

So, I go home for the holidays, and all I hear about is this Goddam game called Apples to Apples. Now, the last thing I want to do is give this game, or this company, any sort of free advertising. However, I feel compelled to get this message out to my public, in fear that some of you may encounter similar situations. My mother could not stop raving about this game. Then I had to hear it from my Aunt. Then I had to hear it over Christmas dinner from another friend of he family. So, of course, after this game getting completely emblazoned into my mind - the first thing I did when I returned - I bought the game. Now, my wife and I are major major major game players. Our competitiveness is clearly our curse, as we have both lost countless friends due to heated exchanges over board games. Pathetic, I know, but the truth none the less. Just dying to break out this game, we set up a gamenight, and told our friends coming it would just be the greatest friggin experience in their lives. We went on and on, about our family members going on and on about this game. I could not wait. All of a sudden I was 6 years old again, and just saw that Santa Claus ate his friggin cookie. Seriously, my level of excitement to break this puppy out was completely off the charts.

The moment arrived, the doorbell rang, and I could not wait to get this shit started. I cut all that small talk bs out, and lead everyone to our dining room table. Cracked open the game, and dug in for the directions. The directions turned out to be about one paragraph long, and already the letters WTF began circling in my head. One person is the judge for the round...people select a card that they believe corresponds to the judges card...judge select card they like best to correspond...game over. Shoot me in the face. Clearly we were missing something, like I chose the wrong version of the game or something. We played a few rounds, it still sucked, and I proceeded to collect my guest's game cards, placed everything back in the box, and walked outside to my trash cans. I threw the gamebox so goddam hard into the trash can that the green and read cards came flying back out at me - like one last FU in my face. My mother was lucky for the time difference, cuz I wanted to give her a phone call as well. Bottom line, that game was the biggest piece of shit I have ever come across, and I hope this post will save some of you from the hype and propaganda.

Father Kills Daughter Over Traditional Garb

Yeah, let's just talk it out. Go get 'em Jimmy Carter, Al Gore, Sean Penn, and any other left-wing jack ass out there. Here, you have a father murder is own daughter because she wanted to look like the other kids, her friends, at school. His daughter wanted to dress differently from their traditional garb, and he f-ing killed her. Dead. I'm sure he is actually, a very rational man underneath it all. And, I am also sure that if you were able to sit down with some of his countrymen, Jimmy et al, you could cure all the problems of the middle east. These guys are just dying to talk it out, and then hug it out...

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=071211175557.p3d3kaah&show_article=1

Yet Another Healthcare Misconception

In this article posted on ABC.com, you have nurses trying to further their bullshit cause by once again, lying to the public. To summarize, they attempt to use Dick Cheney's poor heart to draw parallels to those who are uninsured. They claim that without Cheney's terrific health insurance, he would have died long ago. How about giving some credit where credit is due? How about giving props to the greatest healthcare system in the world? This system that allows for illegal immigrants and the destitute to receive nothing less than the finest care in the world. I have seen the poorest of people in the world, people with social security numbers so fake, they have the wrong number of digits, receive nothing less then than the best products medical device companies make. My grandfather served his country proudly, and worked his entire life for a single company. He was as American as you can get. He now spends his life in a nursing home, without a single
asset to his name. The state even took his coveted Playboy subscription. And let me tell you, he is no better off than an individual that that crawled over the border 15 years ago, still speaking nothing but their native tongue. People that can't even afford a night at the movies will continue to receive the best medical products money can buy. My grandfather? He would receive whatever the VA or the facility he is resting in contracted out to the vendors. He will receive what ever products came in at the best price, the lowest price. The poor are at a disadvantage for many many things in life. But please, leave the healthcare issue alone, because it is a nightmarish quagmire of untruth. When people bring this shit up, it makes my blood boil, and people need to sift through the crap to uncover the truth.

http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2007/12/nurses-union-ch.html

WTF of the Week...

What the hell is this shit? For those of us who were major GNR fans, this will make you want to shoot yourself in the face. For those of you who were major Paul McCartney fans...who the hell am I kidding - you are not on this site. Anyhow, Fergie should really stick to shaking her fine ass while singing her bubble-gum pop music, because this performance was God Awful. I was a tad confused when I saw the standing O at the end of this face blast, but then I caught a glimpse of the "live audience." This may have very well been a warm-up to Bingo night.

Joe Horn Takes A Robbery By The Balls

For those of you who have not yet heard about this story - it is indeed a wild one. This guy, Joe Horn, is Texan, through and through. You can really see the difference in people that were raised around guns and hunting, because this guy did not pause for more than 2 seconds before squeezing the trigger. He saw a crime being committed by two despicable representations of human beings, and he filled them both with shotgun lead. I feel nothing for the two pieces of shit left squirming on the road with their backs blown apart - maybe that makes me less of a human being myself. I would like to think I would do the same thing. And, I take great comfort in knowing that people like Joe Horn exist. By this story getting out, and getting coverage, scumbags will think twice before stepping foot onto someone else's property. I guess you've got to crack a few eggs, to make a good "huevos rancheros"



http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,315477,00.html